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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of  all. 
Here are just a few reasons.  why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around you whining about it. 
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. 
Women over 40 are dignified. 
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the operaor or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course,  you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 
Women get psychic as they age. 
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forth right and honest.
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 
Ladies, I apologize.  For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free ? here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"

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人的一生會遇到兩次真愛,
當你發現時,
已經錯過第一次。

                            - 莎士比亞 -

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人生的兩大悲劇,
第一個是想要得到的得不到;
第二個是想要得到的得到了,卻發現不過如此。

                                                                 - 蕭伯納



前者說明了 沒有的 魂牽夢縈
後者說明了 既有的 不珍惜

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佑提到爸爸為哥哥剪髮
並且剪得非常難看
我慎重地從我的經驗中告訴他
不能以貌取人
外表是不可靠的; 看人要看內在
佑答道:
可是他的內在也不怎麼樣啊!
此言一出,
全家哄堂大笑

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有位猶太人到拉比那裏抱怨。
「拉比。」他悲傷的說,「你認為他們叫我傻瓜對嗎?」
拉比同情的聽著。

「何必為這樣的小事傷心!」
他安慰他說:「你認為傻瓜和其他人有什麼不一樣?
相信我,我見過一些最優秀的人都是傻瓜。
當然,像你這麼優秀、聰明的人也是一個!」

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